whoredition
an audition for a role in a film/play/band that is not based on the quality of actual performance, but rather on the quality of s-xual favors provided to secure said role.
jamie’s such a hottie that we allowed her to wh-r-dition for the band, even though everyone knows she can’t sing to save her soul.
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