WHOREis Code


a complicated system used by real men in order to rate women discretely on their physical attributes and sometimes their behavior. is a stealthy system that must be used with care and kept secret from the opposite s-x. the first letter is something that stands out about the girl and the number is their overall rating on a scale of 1-10.

a=-ss
b=b-tch
c=cougar
d=dike
f=fatty
g=grenade (messed up)
h=h-rny
k=kardashian

l=legs
m=menstrual cycle
n=nips
p=porker
q=questionable s-x
r=rice (meaning asian)
s=stupid
t=teacher
u=unibrow
v=virgin
w=wh-r-
x=brown bag special
y=yoga trainer
z=perfect (doesn’t need number)
d-mn that chick over there is so mean!!! she is for sure a b7!!!

oh look at her face!!! she is an x8!!!!

hey man we are going on a double date. use the wh-r-is code.

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