Whoremones


when your hormones make you a sl-tty b-tch and over confident.
girl: what is up with lauren? she’s acting like such a sl-t?
other girl: oh it’s her wh-r-mones.
hormones which make you act as a wh-r-
dang that sk-nk has some serious wh-r-mones
female who sleeps around a lot, and blames it on her hormones
what the f-ck is up with her wh-r-mones……she sleeps around a lot..and blames it on hormones
noun. the excuse women use to deflect any sort of blame off of themselves when acting irratically; a defense mechanism as to not take responsibility for their actions.
girlfriend: “i’m sorry baby, i know i did things behind your back — lied, cheated, screamed at you and had another man’s baby… i don’t know what i was thinking… my hormones must just be ridiculous right now, omg!”

boyfriend: “b-tch don’t feed me some bullsh-t insanity excuse. call it your wh-r–mones and maybe we can agree on something for once. you did this because you’re nuts!”
when decisions are made about s-xual relations primarily based on hormones.
she said she was going to wait until the third date, but her wh-r-mones kicked in and that was it.
a wh-r- that cries the whole time. it’s mixing the words wh-r- and hormones to make a new word.
becka- i’ve only rode 7 guys this week -insert cry-
rory- jesus becka control the wh-r-mones
the primary cause of wh-r-s/prost-tutes; the hormone that results in teenage pregnancy; the single hormone present in all sl-ts/wh-r-s
(a.k.a. estrogen)
“wow, sara’s wh-r-mones are really kicking up, i saw her working the streets the other day”

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