whorepocrite
an organism that converts money into lies. a whorpocrite has lobbying money inserted into its -n-s, reverse digests it, then excretes the waste products out of its mouth in the form of lies.
i.e., a politician
wh-r-pocrite; how do find them? walk into either house of congress and throw a f-cking dart.
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