whortrait


the digital camera/webcam photo, self portrait you put up on your favorite social networking site, that was designed to make you look s-xy/deep/artistic/clever but instead makes you look like a wh-r- (rhymes with portrait)
my whortrait on mysp-ce and facebook makes me look s-xy, artistic, and clever all at the same time.

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