Who’s the Moose?


when railing a c-m dumpster from behind while an accomplice romantically f-cks her mouth, begin rhythmically chanting “who’s the moose?!” while b-tting heads repeatedly above aforementioned sk-nk until a member is unable to continue. the winner is deemed the nemeth or king moose.
after a heavy night of drinking jon and kyle engaged in ploughing a troll. then commenced the game of who’s the moose?! after several concussive blasts jon woozily staggered into a wall and collapsed. kyle was then crowned nemeth, the king moose.

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