Why don’t you have a seat?
the command used by chris hansen, of dateline nbc, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. no matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.
chris hansen: why don’t you have a seat?
child molestor: oh sh-t! i swear i wasn’t going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. i have to go now!
chris hansen: why don’t you have a seat right over there.
child molestor can’t help himself, and has a seat.
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