wi-fi wipe


during a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from “wi-fi” status. it has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.
i am still typing with one hand while the other is taking care of this wi-fi wipe.

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