wicker chair


wicker chair – military slang term for pract-tioners of the wiccan religion.
drill sgt – “soldier! what in the h-ll are you doing with that d-mn pentagram ring on?”

fat chick with dyed red hair – “it’s part of my religion i’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, i worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah i’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”

(45 min later)

drill sgt – “right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play dungeons and dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat r-t-rds while listening to that cr-ppy celtic music. carry on.”
wicker chair-commonly used visalian slang for something extraordinarily cool.
“holy sh-t, that’s so wicker chair” said mary as janice told her about her cow-tipping extravaganza.

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