Widdecombe boner


an erection that springs perversely to life in response to an utterly unerotic stimulus, such as an animal carc-ss or uk politician anne widdecombe
it was so f-cked up, i mean she must have weighed at least forty stone, but i swear i sprung a widdecombe b-n-r

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