Widow’s memories


any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cuc-mbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.
just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. bless her. widow’s memories, eh?
any type of large sausage such as a saveloy as it resembles a p-n-s.
“do you fancy a bit of fish with your chips tonight”

“nah, i’m in a meaty mood, i think i’ll have a widow’s memory instead”

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