Wiener Jeans


when your wiener gets trapped pointing downward while you’re wearing jeans, and it gets hard. such an occurrence requires the awkward repositioning and movement to bind it under your belt when no one’s watching.
the short skirt sarah wore to school today gave me a mad case of wiener jeans.

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