Wiener Mustache
some guy putting his dong on some b-tch’s upper lip. looks like a mustache made out of cold hard c-ck.
you shut your mouth you filthy wh-r-! i’m gunna wait till you fall asleep tonight, and i’m gunna give you a wiener mustache. then i’m gunna gut ya like a fish and rape the corpse! b-tch!
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