Wiener Stand


a variation on an idea of a “keg stand.” the giver is inverted in the position of a keg stand, but instead of beer, a wiener is inserted into said givers mouth.

a “raise the roof” motion of the receiver’s hands denotes the execution of a first rate wiener stand.

-may require use of safety spotter. however solo efforts are commendable.
“dude, i totally took home that gymnast last night from the jv meet.”
“did she mount and tumble your junk?”
“oh man better bro, she gave me a solo wiener stand!”
“h-ll yeah”

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