Wife Beater Car


when you spot the most run downed car or truck (any other kind of transportation out there) ever and you don’t want to call it what it really is ( fugly, sh-t). instead you take the easy route and say ” daymn you got’s a wife beater car right thurr”.

the term is not offending anyone, it’s just a way of saying that your car is beat up and cr-ppy. but in a nicer way =d
your friend pulls up in a cr-pola car and your like..

pablo- ” holy beejeebus man, you have a wife beater car”
henray-” pssht like your car is any better, i’ve seen those stains in the back seat”
pablo- ” oh yee your mom and i were … making cupcakes”
henray-” … truce”

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