wife insurance
the things a man does to keep his woman satisfied, so she won’t be tempted by another man or just leave him flat-out. included but not limited to her emotional, s-xual, and financial desires.
“i brought home flowers and candy for my lady last night, then took her out to dinner. it’s all part of the premium i pay for my wife insurance.”
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