wifesband


when two girls decide they are soulmates, with out any s-xual interest in one another (outside of drunken cuddling and general drunken shenanignas). generally used when one or both female parties involved have a man in their life as well as their female soulmate.
wade: “hey mike, chelsea and kimbo are strangely in love with eachother… should we worry?”
mike: “no dude, chelsea is just kimbo’s wifesband!”

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