wifey card
a women whom wants to be a wife one day. dreams of marrying her ideal husband who’s tall, athletic, handsome and romantic in every way. live in a big house and have beautiful kids but she’s neither cooks or bakes on a regular basis.
man. can you make me a fudge german chocolate cake.
charmaine. if i read the instruction on the box i’m sure i can make a chocolate cake for you.
man. charmaine i’m have to take away your wifey card until you learn how to cook and bake.
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