WiFi Slut


a person who has been to many friends and family homes and has obtained the wifi p-ssword for their own personal gain, however awkward the initial request for the p-ssword was.
person 1: d-mn, i haven’t got any data reception…

person 2: hey guys, check this out on the internet…

person 1: how did you get data reception in here?

person 2: i’ve got the wifi p-ssword obviously…

person 3: -leans in- yep, luke is a real wifi sl-t!

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