when you don’t feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.
“are you actually working on black friday?”
“i mean, not really. i’m just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home.”
- cracker bolts
a term used to describe a ss tattoo . usually the person using this term doesn’t know what it really means ,(n-z-schutzstaffel ) but does know it’s a racsist tattoo worn by white people (crackers) that looks like lightning bolts. hey white boy , why you got them cracker bolts on your arm for , […]
- cutle fish
a very large bulbous object that lives in the sea with little squid legs dangling from its mouth hey honey wanna see my cutle fish 😉
- netflix and spoon
watching netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life. hey, can you come over on friday for a netflix and spoon session?
choke on a big fat c-ck “coabfc”
- flat squirrel
one who is indecisive. come on, dude! don’t be a flat squirrel.