wigton
1. a surname, albeit rare, originating from the english town of wigton, c-mberland. if said fast or casually it is often hard to spell via pr-nunciation.
2. a town in wigton, c-mberland, england. it is a thriving, bustling market town.
example one:
secretary: can i get your last name?
guy: it’s wigton.
secretary: ok wingtown, is that it?
guy: uh, it’s wigton…
secretary: spell it for me?
guy: w-i-g-t-o-n. is that it!?
secretary: w… i… n…g…t…o…n… ok! here you go wington! come back later! -closes window-
guy: son of a b-tch.
example 2:
get off yer -rs- and go to the weekly auction, loving wife.
somone who annoys another human to the point of considering a m-ss genocide against a race followed closly by death by koala
guy 1: dude what happened last night
guy 2: my g-d, that guy was such a wigton that i was considering reenacting the holocost
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