Wikus Van De Merwe
a bad-ss mnu employee in the 2009 movie “district 9”
his hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a dutch south-african accent, evicting aliens from slums, and splattering mnu special-ops guys with awesome prawn weaponry.
after getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.
wikus van de merwe: get your fokkin’ tentacles out of my face!
wikus van de merwe: h-llo, little one! its the sweety man coming!
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