Wild Boner


a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place
“hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh… bob, i think your buddy here has a wild b-n-r”

“if your pimp got a wild b-n-r outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?

f-ck yeah!!”

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