Wildetroll


derived from the two words ‘wildebeest’ and ‘troll’ a wildetroll is an overweight obnoxious and narciccistic male, generally with pimples on his back, who lives to torment, harr-ss and upset his family and/or partner.
in addition to these ‘attributes’, the person is more often than not extremely lazy, oversleeps, overeats, snores, is s-xually dysfunctional due to having smoked his entire life and the battering ramp he sports around his middle.
he will often blame his partner for the poor quality of s-x, quick to brand her as “a turn off” until one fateful night after a week of obsessive compulsive masturbating over soft p-rn, the individual has an attack of conscience over his partner crying herself to sleep the night before and admits that the problem lies with him, his lack of stamina and his inability to haul his own -ss.
he can be quickly identified, even from a distance as the -sshole who yells out commands such as “get back to your box (room) b-tch” (addressing his partner), and “you’ll do as your told. i am god”.
person 1 : “gee, check out that b-st-rd who is threatening to let that poor woman walk home from the parking lot with all the groceries. he could stand to lose some weight himself”.
person 2 : “i know, right? what a wildetroll!”

Read Also:

  • Wilderman

    a man that mostly lives in the wilderness or will, a mountain man. that wilderman has been trapping for skins for 10 years in the mountains

  • Wild goose chase

    see being led in circles wild goose chase a word used by adults to children when the adults have no clue where they are. angie:”grandma are we lost?” grandma:”no angie we are just on a wild goose chase.” angie:”really!” when you’ve killed all but one of your enemy’s units (in a rts game) and the […]

  • william holden

    william holden is another way of referring to a person who is “holding” marijuana for sale or distribution. me: is william holden at the party? you: i saw him over by the deck. to have or smoke pot. “are you william holden?” “todd and celia went to see william holden?”

  • WIML

    w.i.m.l (what is my life) it’s a point in time when you reflect on your life and come to the conclusion that its weird, a disaster, confusing, or any extreme feeling. “did i just do that, omg wiml.” wiml is the term used by wine aficionados when they p-ss on a wineries allocation of wine […]

  • winde

    a hip hop dance originally from jamaican dance halls involving stationary wave like foot motions and the winding of the hips and knees in circles. many of sean paul’s dancers winde!


Disclaimer: Wildetroll definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.