wilford brimley


a jack-ss on horseback who cannot pr-nounce the word diabetes correctly.
wilford brimley is on the d-mn tv again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?
he’d like to talk to yeh abou’ diabeetus.
wilford brimley would like to talk to yeh abou’ diabeetus.
to be performed during oral s-x.
at the point of climax, the male being given f-ll-t– removes his p-n-s and -j-c-l-t-s onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick j-zz mustache; much like that of wilford brimley.
last night while receiving head from the hooker i solicited, i pulled out and gave that ho a wilford brimley. ironically enough she has diabeetus.
a root beer soda with cherry flavoring
“after work, i relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold wilford brimley.”
v. to -j-c-l-t- into or otherwise insert s-m-n into the insulin pump of your romantic or s-xual partner.

n. the act of performing a wilford brimley.
when hooking up with my friend’s cousin after the game, she asked me to give her the wilford brimley.
to stuff a girl’s v-g-n- with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin’ that sh-t.
me: “dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday”

you: “yeah?”

me: “yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley.”
when a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of quaker oats.
a good wilford brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

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