Will Paget
a dopey giant who is scared of people twice as small as him. he is also an -rs-nal fan and wonders around north london trying to be a skiv and trying to fit in with the gangsters in the hood, by talking like them and memorising their songs. however in a few years with evolution the paget will realise his destiny and support chelsea. he originates from north london.
oh my god thats will paget.
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