Willacoochee Wattle Snake
a very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to willacoochee, ga., although it has been spotted in vero beach, fl. this rare breed has been cursed with an overactive s-x drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. so small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that’s his only goal in life.
hey willie! why is that willacoochee wattle snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? well….unfortunately, the willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. its very sad willie.
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