Willing Vessel
(wil-ing ves-uhl)
–noun
disposed or consenting; inclined: willing to go along; cheerfully consenting or ready; done, given, borne, used, etc., with cheerful readiness to be used for holding liquids or other contents or as a tube or duct, as an artery or vein, containing or conveying urine, s-m-n, or some other body fluid.
primarily used to convey disbelief that one has been “cured” of h-m-s-xuality by primarily religious means.
secondarily used to convey subtle snark in conversation with those who purport to have been “cured” of h-m-s-xuality or to have prayed the gay away.
girl, our new pastor is born again. he’s washed clean of the h-m-s-xuality and the gay. that’s right. but i hear he’s a ‘willing vessel’ for more than just the word of the lord, if you know what i’m sayin’.
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