Willnot


a little round ball of sh-t (and/or b-mwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your -ss and willnot come out.
i gotta trim the hair in my -ss crack ‘cuz i keep gettin willnots. i really had to reef on ’em last time i wiped my b-tt, they were so tangled up.
n:a small, usually compact, clump of sh-t that willnot depart itself from your -sshole.
“how was your day today?”
a sh-t nugget stuck to your -ss hair. it just “will not” come loose. grogandingle berry bodaggit
every now and then you gotta pull out the will nots from your -rs-.
a piece of sh-t that is stuck on your hole and willnot let go
that piece of sh-t willnot let go of my -ss
a small ball of fecal matter which will not (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your -n-l cavity.
my -ss doesn’t feel right… i must have a willnot or two.
a little peice of p–p in your -ss that willnot came out, despite how hard u push.
oh dude, i had the biggest willnot today
an amount of feces that remains on your -ss hair that will not come off around your -n-s that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.
d-mn! those freaking burrito’s gave me some d-mn willnots! i wiped but i can’t walk without the friction pulling on my -ss hairs!

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