WILLOFGOD
one of the best and most talked about professional players in the f2p fps game crossfire. his team history consists of mindplay, fghammertime, team liquid, and dienasty. he is famous for posting in the z8games forums off-topic and compet-tive sections. the posts and threads that he creates often generate hundreds of replies, thousands of views, and huge amounts of controversy that they are ultimately deleted by the fascist moderators of the forum.
besides having m-ssive talent in crossfire, counter-strike: source, counter-strike: global offensive, league of legends, and osu! he is also very socially dominate. his towering 6″2 frame and desirable physique combined with his charisma and intellect dominates all others in a social setting. opponents often default to petty insults due to willofg-d’s sheer dominance.
willofg-d stopped playing crossfire in 2011, and has not returned to the game since. diverting his attention to other prospects in life, he has become a legend in the game, with unmatched notoriety, he continues to be the topic of discussion of many users on the z8games forums.
facts:
– bodybuilder
– golden physique
– great complexion
– adored by females
– extremely intelligent
– g-d of western civilization
– one of the 7 wonders of the world (4th place)
luke kingston (slaya): why did you just call willofg-d ugly?
erick walter (erick): because he intimidates me and makes me feel insecure about myself.
peter min (minty): he is the definition of aesthetic beast
suko: i’m a virgin.
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