Willow Creek Church


a huge -ss church located in south barrington, illinois.

willow is committed to:
-raising the level of risk when it comes to reaching out to those who are far from g-d
– coaching christ-followers as they pursue full devotion to g-d
– unleashing unprecedented levels of comp-ssion into our broken world
-creating a cult like atmosphere that brainwashes people especially rich, white people because they bring in the dough and help sacrifice their children

friend 1: what are you going to willow creek church for?
friend 2:play basketball with jesus
friend 1: cool can i come?
friend 2: no, only followers may enter here

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