Willow status


when an object or person is tiny as f-ck!
guy 1: ” d-mn bro, your new smart car is tiny!”

guy 2: “i know man, im kinda embarrased by it.”

guy 1: ” i would be too! that car is willow status!”

guy 2: “lol!”

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