willy cushion


aka p-n-s pillow. that part of the scr-t-m upon which the member rests its head – between the 2 love eggs. also that part from which it rises when it awakens.
‘tom. are you scratching your b-lls?’

‘no. i am plumping up my w-lly cushion.’

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