Willy Shakes


the informal nickname of famous playwright and poet william shakespeare, i call him this because he is my homie.
“get thee to a nunnery!”

“oh sh-t, i think w-lly shakes just called you a sl-t!”
the name of william shakespeare’s night club in london. it was located across the street from the globe theatre. (please note: the aforementioned club did not actually exist. it was invented by an english teacher.)
didst thou go to w-lly shakes after thy performance in hamlet a fortnight ago?

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