willy wonka’s golden ticket
when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the “chocolate factory”, she’s given him w-lly wonka’s golden ticket.
the other night, i finally succ-med to my curiousity and gave aaron w-lly wonka’s golden ticket.
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