Willy’s Wonka
a man takes a sh-t in his hands, then proceeds to spread the sh-t on his c-ck and b-lls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for w-lly’s “chocolate” wonka.
dad’s making w-lly’s wonka again tonight.
w-lly’s magical p-n-s, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. the flavor is endless.start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.
while i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, i could have swore he had w-lly’s wonka. it tasted just like nerds.
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