wilmington friends school


a private quaker school with too many stupid rules and meeting for worships. the majority of the boys are collar popping tools who desparatley need to grow up. there are a few sn-bby rich b-tches and a few weirdos, but most of the girls are above average. theres a lot of oppinion board controversy and an extreme lack of hook ups due 2 the fact that we’ve all known eachother far 2 long. most of the time u just feel like uve been there too long
my parents are against war so i attend wilmington friends
a private quaker school that consists of sh-tbrains, lazy–ss, full of themselves, c-cky, unoriginal, -ss-ugly, trashy, tacky, past their glory days, and embarr-ssments to the high level of education…oh wait, that’s just ’09…
“so where are the lolcatz?” “up your -sshole”

“oh so who’s racing friday at 3 pm?” “no one’s insecure and needs to prove themselves”

“so who’s suspended this week?” “the remaining students were raised to have good judgement”

“where are the jabbaweezzys?” “we don’t need a mask to be ourselves”

“where are the gold fish in the toilets?” “you killed them, dipsh-ts”

“is there a disco party in the cafeteria?” ” a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you”

“yo man party this weekend?” “just because you weren’t invited since you’re not in high school doesn’t mean there wasn’t one”

“who’s yelling b-tt s-x?” “probably ’09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped”

“has anyone taken over the world lately?” ” you never will with your lack of talent and common sense”

“is it hammertime?” ” hammertime only existed in your conceited minds”

“are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?” “no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls”

“why are all the teachers bored?” “they’re not bored, they’re relieved”

“what happened to wilmington friends school?” ” it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone”
a private quaker school that consists of intelligent, athletic, funny, beautiful, hot, outstanding, incredible, all around amazing, top notch students.. oh wait, not anymore, ’09 is gone..
“where are the lolcatz?” “gone”

“oh so who’s racing friday at 3 pm?” “no one ”

“so who’s suspended this week?” “no one”

“where are the jabbaweezzys?” “gone.”

“where are the gold fish in the toilets?” “their gone”

“is there a disco party in the cafeteria?” “no.”

“yo man party this weekend?” “no we havent done that since 09”

“whos yelling b-tt s-x?” “no one”

“has anyone taken over the world lately?” “no”

“is it hammertime?” “not anymore”

“are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?” “yes”

“why are all the teachers bored” “09 isn’t here to entertain”

“what happened to wilmington friends school?” “it sucks because 09 is gone.”
a school in wilmington de for rich prep kids, where to apply it costs $40.00, and they dont even put the tuition on the front page, on of those things where if you have to ask then you cant afford it
wfs, the school i go to, a scary place, bleh

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