Wilson’d


when you slap a nice, big t-tty so hard you leave a large, red handprint on it. this causes the aforementioned t-tty to resemble wilson, from the tom hanks movie “cast away.”
i saw chelsea handler walking topless down the street and it looked like someone wilson’d her left t-ttyball.
when your fat mate gives you three rapid for being annoying.
gilbert was bring a t-ss-r on sat-rday night & got wilson’d
when your fat mate gives you three rapid for being annoying.
gilbert was bring a t-ss-r on sat-rday night & got wilson’d

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