Wilted Cucumber
when a p-n-s can not under any circ-mstances get an erection it is like a wilted cuc-mber.
girls and some guys have been known to use cuc-mbers as s-x toys, but a wilted cuc-mber is just no use to anyone.
unlike whiskey d-ck or normal impotency. even v–gr- cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cuc-mber.
gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cuc-mber and he could not recover not matter how many v–gr- pills he inhaled.
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