Wimblebum


a wimbleb-m occurs when a female tennis player gets down so low in a squatting position for a groundstroke that her -ss touches the gr-ss court during her wimbledon match. the term was originally applied during the 2013 championships to agnieszka radwanska by pam shriver, the most annoying tennis announcer of all time with a story about herself or her kids every other breath.
pam shriver: “look how low radwanska is getting to hit those groundstrokes. she just touched the ground – yes, that’s a wimbleb-m!”
30 seconds later…
pam shriver: “i was just telling my kids that back when i won this event with martina the ball would bounce higher than it does today.”
chris fowler thinking to himself: “why has espn not fired this broad already?”

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