Wimbledick
the urge to m-st-rb-t- in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (usually while two females are on the field.) also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a p-n-s that is extremely pr-ne to this condition, a h-rny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant -rg-sm and/or spontaneous combustion.
i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbled-ck for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down
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