Win-Fu
“win-fu” – the art of making something totally abstract and unrelated apply to any given situation, often using confusing language and esoteric logic, leaving the recipient stunned, with a “what-the-f-ck-just-happened” look on their face. often this involves the use of complicated diagrams and flow-charts.
example: “should i issue a $50.00 credit to the customer’s account?”
“win-fu” response: the average human heart beat is 60 to 80 beats per minutes; athletes have much lower heart beats, around 50 bpm. divide 60 by 80 and then subtract 50 and you will find the answer.
example: “what is customer retention?”
“win-fu”: we know where the business is going. currently, an ip address is formatted like this: 110xxxxx, with a max possible number of hosts of 28 – 2 = 254. in the future, and ip address will look like 0xxxxxxx, which can create a possible number of hosts of 224 – 2 = 16,777,214. soon soup cans in the store with have their own ip addresses. this is what customer retention means.
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