Wince Clinch
the involuntary response of ones -n-s to slam shut when taking an extremely large bowl movement. although this may be a natural defense mechanism of the -n-s to prevent ripping, it generally causes severe pain and often bleeding.
dude, i was hanging a giant loafer at my girlfriends the other day. i was about to blow an o-ring when a peanut shard scr-ped my hole, and i did a wince clinch. i was stuck in there bleeding and crying for 20 minutes until i found one of her roommates heavy flow pads…
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