Winchester College


an independent boys’ boarding school in hampshire which takes the brightest people from all over the world and sticks them together in a confined sp-ce perhaps only to see the maelstrom of genius and h-m-s-xuality that ensues. it is generally acknowledged that winchester college is the best school in england and possibly the world. it is famous for its academic tradition, age (founded 1383) and alumni (including 1 pm). also famous for its ‘notions’, words and general goings-on peculiar to the school.
wykehamist (someone who goes to winchester college) 1: can we toll to gunner’s hole?
normal guy 1: huh?
wykehamist 2: goive, let’s bogle.
normal guy 1: sorry what?
wykehamist 3: that would be naize, we could have a turst on the way – but bunter! – i’m aeg and have yet to recover ful broad…
normal guy 1: no idea what you’re talking about but can i come?
wykehamist 1: oh waaant, fiiine! but only if you answer this question: how many fish are there in log. pond?
normal guy 1: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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