Winded Walrus
wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)
1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
“bob: i can’t stop thinking that b-tch is crazy.
bill: why?
bob: he’s wearing a pickle green shirt running around yelling “go go go” and “whoop whoop.”
bill: what’s wrong with that? you got beef with him?
bob: it’s as if he thinks he’s one of the real winded walruses.
bill: maybe he thinks he’s a seal.
bob: or half n half. i don’t know, he’s such a poser; it’s doo doo baby.”
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