windfucker


a blowhard; an obnoxious, ambitious person; a social climber
did you ever hear such a windf-cker as this?
someone who f-cks himself. not limited to the literal sense of the word.
“if you m-st-rb-t- against the wind, you’re a windf-cker, okay? you’re going to have a bad time.”

john doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. no one would have known that. he is a windf-cker.

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