windjammer
the agonizing scream of a trapped t-rd.
“man, i was so constipated the other day … i was letting out all kinds of windjammers left and right but couldn’t close the deal in the bathroom.”
extremly large t-rd that causes huge amounts of pain when being p-ssed.
arrrrrrrrghhhhh is normally the expression that goes with windjammer
someone who tends to talk a lot, often unnecessarily, or about unimportant things.
i can’t stand phone calls from janice. she’s such a windjammer. i can’t get a word in edgewise, and at the end of the call, i always feel like it’s an hour of my life i will never be able to get back.
a bloke who pops his c-ck up your -rs- so you can,t fart
don,t drop your soap in front of him..he,s a wind jammer
the act of jamming a p-n-s into a b-tthole to prevent a fart
this girl was about to fart but i gave her a windjammer so she wouldn’t ruin our bone session.
“ugh the other day a girl farted while we were banging.”
“dude you should have totally given her a windjammer.”
hey babe im about to fart you want to come windjam this??
when p-ssed gas exits up through the female genitals and gets caught up in the l-b–.
“ouch! that windjammer kinda hurt!”
an individual that inserts their p-n-s into -n-ses frequently.
ohh man, my -ss is killing me today said phoebe.
it’s that bl–dy windjammer eric isn’t it? replied troy. he gave me an unbelievable windjamming session last tuesday. omg!!!
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