Windows 95


four words, blue screen of death
windows crashed again??
the worst operating system a pc could ever possibly run.
the staple the held windows me together.
cause of many crashes.
aka. my first os
ouch dude i can’t believe you use win 95
used to refer to an annoying old person. it is similar in meaning to “grandpa”/”grandma”, usually exclaimed in frustration or anger.
“wtf? windows 95 over there keeps putting candies in the tip jar.”
32 bit extensions and a graphical sh-ll for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can’t stand

1 bit of compet-tion.
a new navy unmanned boat has sunk due to an error with its windows 95 operating system.
the worst operating system ever made.
my windows 95 crashed 95 times a day.
bug or computer virus
like a virus, windows 95 eats up valuable system resources, screw up ur hard drive, but windows 95 is not a virus. a virus is well supported by its author and has a fast code. windows is not a virus, its a bug

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