Windows CEMeNT


the original codename for vista.

a combination of windows ce, windows me, and windows nt, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you’ve ever had.

the name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.
i heard they’re working on a new operating system called windows cement.

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