Windows ME
see sh-t.
the cat took a windows me on the floor.
the “mellinium” edition of windows, which was apparently found in bill gates’ toilet some unknown morning. it is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn’t work with it, the stupid thing.
if someone ims me, windows me crashes. if i open a webpage, windows me crashes. if the phone rings, windows me crashes. if a b-tterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, windows me crashes.
the broken condom of windows™ versions. it was a mistake.
liz: i have windows me
paul: oh, i’m sorry… i hate you now.
when added to aol it means you have the worst possible life.
wow, i feel sorry for that poor b-st-rd with me and aol
windows me
aka “megaflop edition”
we have banned me from the building. we bought one copy, and installed it. we left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a bsd next morning. sitting there doing nothing me will explode on its own.
given that microsoft collected money for this p.o.s. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named….
“malfeasance edition”
see also malfeasance
it crashes.
a lot.
especially when sh-tloaded with free programs provided by dell!
-error beep-
wtf, where’s the error dialogue box?
-blue screen-
hmmm…i can’t press anything.
-blue screen-
hmmm…i can’t press ctrl+alt+del either.
-blue screen-
hmmm…the restart b-tton doesn’t do anything…
-harddrive dies-
1: either a cruel… cruel joke or one more reason why bill gates should be decapitated and dismembered with a pointed rock made entirely out of aids.
2: the one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.
1: omg, bill was serious with the me!! get the aids rock!!
2: me’s code is satan’s supreme overlord.
Read Also:
- winston jordan
the most amazing guy i know. he makes me smile when i’m around him. i cant get him off my mind. girl:”i love winston jordan so much.” friend:”you two would make such a cute couple” girl:”thank you (:”
- winston slip
the sneaky insertion in the brown eye when partner is expecting insertion in the proper recepticle. to be used on the first date with no antic-p-tion of a second. “last weekend i totally gave her the winston slip”, “where is she now”? “i never called her back”
- Winter's Law
as a message board discussion over software – particularly sports simulations – grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving maximum football or daivd winter approaches 1 person one: “i bought this new game last night and it really stinks” person two: “what’s wrong with it?” person one: “it’s full of bugs! it should have […]
- Wish Wacker
a person who infatuated with another person, but is unable to gain the other’s affection so he or she concedes to masturbation. brian wants jane so bad! but she hates him. brian will have deal with being a wish wacker.
- wish weiners
a weiner that is either made with soy-based products or tofu. eeew! i hope pam is not serving wish weiners for the cook out this weekend!